I got this from a friend of mine a few years ago and I think I should share this with you all. It is about Quick Driver Identification:
1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: IPOH mari
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: KEPONG mari
3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: DOWNTOWN KUALA LUMPUR mari
4. One hand on wheel, one hand on parang, foot solidly on accelerator: JOHOR mari
5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, hands-free on the lap: BANGSAR mari
6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: FOREIGNER, but driving in MALAYSIA
7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat, don't give a damn you flash or horn : INDIANS who use to driving around rubber estate
8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel, talking on cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game, banging head on steering wheel while stuck in traffic: Subang Jaya mari ..... federal highway !!
9. One hand on wheel, one hand on passengers head rest, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake, throwing rambutans or durian shells out the window: KARAK HIGHWAY .... KUANTAN mari
10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, READY-TO-KILL attitude, rear window stickers read "Make my day", beer cans on floor, wedding ribbon still attached to antenna: CONSTRUCTION SITE....PUCHONG mari
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